I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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