On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Randomize
