Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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