Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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