what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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