you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
