My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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