I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
someone get that fucking seahorse.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
