Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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