Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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