so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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