btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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