dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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