Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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