he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
