Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
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