Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
Randomize
