Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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