He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Damn victory sex feels great
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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