some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
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