I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
