google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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