i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
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