Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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