There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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