Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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