He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Someone shattered a urinal.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
is it fun? or sober?
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
