I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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