Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
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