I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
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