he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
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