So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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