Sponge bath it is.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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