I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
high people should be assigned attendants
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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