Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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