He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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