I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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