Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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