doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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