To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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