She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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