the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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