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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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