I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
No I am not eating basil off your cock
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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