Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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