three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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