when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Randomize