I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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