Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
