you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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