Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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