so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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